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Chuck's scared

Just for the record, anything that scares Chuck Norris should scare anyone. Including Godzilla.

So, if Chuck's scared, I'm scared. After all, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

All the more reason we should have elected Mike Huckabee. What? you say? Three great reasons:

1. The whole world would have learn: Ouachita=wash-it-aw!

2. He's a kickin' bass player. What does our President have? Basketball? Puh-leeze. Aren't Guitar Hero and Rock Band outselling NBA Live these days? Just sayin...

3. Chuck wasn't scared of Huck. And if Chuck was on our side, we wouldn't be dealin' with no-nonsense from Kim Jong-Il or anyone else. Because they're all scared of Chuck.

Doug
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  1. ZdadJune 24, 2009 at 8:13 PM

    Do you think Huck is gonna run in 2012 ?

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  2. Doug HibbardJune 26, 2009 at 1:57 PM

    I don't think so. I kind of hope not at this point. We've done a lot of fussing about news media people going into the Obama administration, it would be a little bad to turn around and have a new show host run.

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