Tuesday, June 29, 2010

UPS invented a Teleporter!

 

Here's a screen capture of an Amazon.com order I placed.  If you look at the details, you'll see my package Departure scanned Lexington, Kentucky at 4:58 this morning.  It then arrived in Little Rock at 4:59.  As UPS has obviously therefore created a teleportation device that takes approximately 1 minute to work, I'd highly recommend you invest in this new technology!

And yes, I'm jealous because when I worked there, no one told me that the company had teleporters.  I would have stayed and become a teleporter expert.

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