UPS invented a Teleporter!
Here's a screen capture of an Amazon.com order I placed. If you look at the details, you'll see my package Departure scanned Lexington, Kentucky at 4:58 this morning. It then arrived in Little Rock at 4:59. As UPS has obviously therefore created a teleportation device that takes approximately 1 minute to work, I'd highly recommend you invest in this new technology!
And yes, I'm jealous because when I worked there, no one told me that the company had teleporters. I would have stayed and become a teleporter expert.