Sunday, August 24, 2008

But...

The man woke up, and looked at the clock, and told his wife he was going back to sleep.

His wife said, but, dear, it's Sunday, we need to go to church.

He told her he wasn't going, because nobody liked him there, and everyone was mean.  Besides, the sermons were bad and the music boring.

She said you're going, and that's final.  

He asked for two good reasons.

She said:
1.  It's good for you.
2.  You're the pastor.....

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